Terms of service

TERMS OF SERVICE

Effective Date: July 16, 2026

OVERVIEW

Welcome to Umpteen Things, where there are umpteen ways to find something useful, unique, stylish, handcrafted, or simply too good to leave behind.

Umpteen Things is a brand operated by Shemice’s Services Personal & Business LLC. Throughout these Terms of Service, the terms “Umpteen Things,” “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to Umpteen Things and Shemice’s Services Personal & Business LLC.

We operate this website and online store, including all related information, content, features, tools, products, and services offered through it, collectively referred to as the “Services.” Our store is powered by Shopify, which provides the e-commerce platform that allows us to offer our products and Services to you.

These Terms of Service, together with any policies referenced in them, explain your rights and responsibilities when visiting our website, creating an account, communicating with us, or purchasing from Umpteen Things.

Please read these Terms carefully. They include important information concerning orders, payments, shipping, intellectual property, warranty disclaimers, and limitations of liability.

By visiting, browsing, interacting with, or using our Services, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy. The plain-English understanding is simple: shop honestly, use authorized payment information, respect our work, and review your order before submitting it. The complete legal terms follow below.

If you do not agree with these Terms of Service or our Privacy Policy, you should not access or use our Services.

SECTION 1 — ACCESS, ELIGIBILITY, AND ACCOUNTS

By agreeing to these Terms, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state, province, or place of residence.

When legally permitted, you may allow a minor dependent to access the Services using a device that you own or manage. You remain responsible for the minor’s use of the Services and any resulting activity or purchases.

To browse our store, create an account, place an order, or use certain features, you may be asked to provide information such as your name, email address, telephone number, billing address, shipping address, and payment information.

You represent and warrant that all information you provide is accurate, complete, current, and lawfully provided.

You are responsible for:

  • Maintaining the confidentiality and security of your account credentials;

  • Restricting unauthorized access to your account and devices;

  • Promptly updating information that changes; and

  • All activity conducted through your account.

You may not sell, transfer, assign, license, or otherwise give your account to another person.

We reserve the right to refuse service, suspend accounts, cancel orders, or terminate access when we reasonably believe an account has been used fraudulently, unlawfully, abusively, or in violation of these Terms.

SECTION 2 — OUR PRODUCTS

Umpteen Things may offer a variety of products, including apparel, accessories, handcrafted goods, candles, personal-care products, pre-loved merchandise, consignment items, seasonal products, customized products, and other retail merchandise.

We make reasonable efforts to display and describe our products accurately. However, product colors and appearances may vary depending on your device, monitor settings, lighting, photography, and other factors outside our control.

Handcrafted Products

Handcrafted products may have minor differences in color, texture, scent, finish, placement, weight, shape, or appearance. These natural variations are part of the handmade process and do not automatically mean that a product is defective.

Pre-Loved and Consignment Products

Pre-loved and consignment products have been previously owned or used unless the listing states otherwise. These products may have normal signs of wear, aging, handling, storage, or prior use.

We make reasonable efforts to disclose known material flaws or conditions in the product description and photographs. Customers are responsible for carefully reviewing all descriptions, measurements, photographs, condition notes, and available details before purchasing.

Candles and Personal-Care Products

Candles, wax products, body products, and similar items must be used only as directed and in accordance with all warnings and instructions supplied with the product.

Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep candles away from children, pets, drafts, flammable materials, and unstable surfaces.

Personal-care products are intended for external use unless expressly stated otherwise. Customers should review ingredient information and discontinue use if irritation occurs. Information provided through our Services is for general informational purposes and is not medical advice or a promise to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.

Product Availability

Product descriptions, availability, quantities, features, pricing, and specifications may be updated at any time without notice.

We reserve the right to:

  • Discontinue products;

  • Limit purchase quantities;

  • Restrict sales by customer, household, geographic location, or jurisdiction;

  • Correct listing errors; and

  • Refuse sales where legally permitted.

We do not guarantee that every product will meet every customer’s personal expectations.

SECTION 3 — ORDERS AND ORDER ACCEPTANCE

Placing an order constitutes an offer to purchase products from Umpteen Things. An order is not considered accepted merely because an order confirmation or automated message has been generated.

We reserve the right to accept, decline, hold, investigate, modify, or cancel an order for lawful reasons, including:

  • Suspected fraud or unauthorized payment activity;

  • Inconsistent billing, contact, or shipping information;

  • Payment authorization problems;

  • Inventory errors or product unavailability;

  • Pricing, description, or promotional errors;

  • Suspected resale, chargeback abuse, or policy abuse;

  • Unusually large or repeated orders;

  • Shipping restrictions;

  • Violation of these Terms; or

  • Circumstances that create a safety, security, or legal concern.

We may request additional information or identity verification before processing an order. Failure to provide requested verification may result in cancellation.

Payment must be authorized and successfully processed before an order is accepted and fulfilled.

Please review your cart carefully before submitting your order. This includes product names, sizes, colors, quantities, customization details, shipping addresses, billing information, discounts, and totals.

Once an order has entered processing, production, personalization, packing, or fulfillment, we may be unable to cancel or change it.

When an order is declined, modified, held, or canceled, we will make reasonable efforts to contact you using the email address, telephone number, billing information, or other contact information submitted with the order.

Any refund, return, exchange, store-credit, cancellation, or final-sale determination will be governed by our Refund Policy.

Unless expressly authorized by us in writing, purchases are intended for personal or household use and not for unauthorized commercial resale or export.

SECTION 4 — PRICES, PROMOTIONS, AND BILLING

Prices, discounts, promotions, coupon codes, and product availability may change without notice.

The price charged will generally be the price displayed when the order is submitted, subject to correction of obvious errors, payment processing, inventory confirmation, and applicable promotional terms.

Unless otherwise stated, displayed prices do not include:

  • Sales tax;

  • Shipping or local-delivery charges;

  • Handling fees;

  • Customs duties;

  • Import charges; or

  • Other government-imposed fees.

Applicable charges will be displayed during checkout when reasonably available.

Prices offered through our website may differ from prices offered at temporary events, local sales, social-media promotions, marketplaces, or third-party platforms.

Promotional offers may have separate eligibility requirements, exclusions, expiration dates, quantity limits, or other conditions. When promotional terms conflict with these Terms, the specific promotional terms will govern that promotion.

You agree to provide accurate, current, and complete purchase, billing, shipping, and account information.

By submitting payment information, you represent and warrant that:

  1. The payment information is true and complete;

  2. You are authorized to use the selected payment method;

  3. The payment provider is authorized to process the transaction;

  4. Charges incurred will be honored; and

  5. You will pay all authorized charges, taxes, shipping costs, and applicable fees.

We are not responsible for overdraft fees, foreign-transaction fees, payment-provider fees, or other charges imposed by your bank, card issuer, or payment service.

SECTION 5 — SHIPPING, DELIVERY, AND RISK OF LOSS

Processing and delivery estimates are provided as estimates only and are not guaranteed unless we expressly agree otherwise in writing.

Processing times and shipping times are separate. Handcrafted, personalized, made-to-order, seasonal, or high-demand products may require additional processing time.

We are not responsible for delays caused by circumstances outside our reasonable control, including:

  • Shipping carriers;

  • Severe weather;

  • Natural disasters;

  • Labor disruptions;

  • Customs processing;

  • Transportation interruptions;

  • Incorrect or incomplete addresses;

  • Government actions;

  • Carrier volume;

  • Supply interruptions; or

  • Other unforeseen events.

Customers are responsible for providing a complete and accurate shipping address. Additional shipping charges resulting from an incorrect, incomplete, refused, or undeliverable address may be the customer’s responsibility.

Once an order is transferred to the shipping carrier, title and risk of loss pass to the customer to the fullest extent permitted by law.

When tracking information shows an order as delivered, the customer should first check the delivery location, household members, neighbors, property management, and the shipping carrier. Umpteen Things is not automatically responsible for packages that are lost or stolen after confirmed delivery.

Claims involving damaged, missing, or incorrectly delivered packages should be reported to us promptly and may require photographs, packaging, tracking information, written statements, or cooperation with the carrier’s investigation.

Local delivery or pickup may be offered within portions of the Dallas–Fort Worth Metroplex. Availability, pricing, delivery windows, identification requirements, and pickup instructions may vary and will be communicated separately.

SECTION 6 — INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

The Services and their content—including trademarks, business names, logos, slogans, product names, product designs, photographs, graphics, videos, audio, written content, product descriptions, reviews, artwork, page layouts, and other materials—are owned by or licensed to Umpteen Things, Shemice’s Services Personal & Business LLC, Shopify, or their respective licensors.

These materials are protected by copyright, trademark, trade-dress, and other applicable intellectual-property laws.

You may use our Services only for lawful, personal, and noncommercial purposes.

Without prior written permission, you may not:

  • Reproduce or republish our content;

  • Copy product photographs or descriptions;

  • Modify or create derivative works from our materials;

  • Distribute, sell, license, or commercially exploit our content;

  • Use our business name, logos, slogans, or designs;

  • Remove ownership notices;

  • Download or store substantial portions of our website;

  • Falsely represent an affiliation with Umpteen Things; or

  • Use our content to train, develop, market, or operate a competing product or service.

“Umpteen Things,” associated logos, product names, designs, and slogans are trademarks or brand assets of Umpteen Things or Shemice’s Services Personal & Business LLC.

Shopify’s name, logos, product names, and service names belong to Shopify. All other trademarks belong to their respective owners.

No rights or licenses are granted except as expressly stated in these Terms.

SECTION 7 — OPTIONAL AND THIRD-PARTY TOOLS

We may provide access to tools, applications, payment services, integrations, or features offered by third parties.

We may not monitor, control, operate, or have input into these third-party tools.

Access to optional tools is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis without warranties, endorsements, representations, or conditions of any kind.

Your use of optional tools is at your own discretion and risk. You are responsible for reviewing and accepting the terms and privacy practices of the relevant third-party provider.

We may introduce new tools, resources, features, or services in the future. Unless otherwise stated, those additions will be considered part of the Services and governed by these Terms.

SECTION 8 — THIRD-PARTY LINKS

Our Services may contain links, embedded content, or functionality provided by third parties.

We do not control and are not responsible for reviewing, verifying, or guaranteeing the accuracy, safety, quality, legality, availability, or practices of third-party websites, products, services, or content.

When you leave our Services or interact with a third party, you do so at your own risk.

We are not liable for losses or damages connected to:

  • Third-party websites;

  • Third-party transactions;

  • Third-party products or services;

  • Third-party privacy or security practices; or

  • Information supplied by third parties.

Please review the third party’s terms, refund policies, privacy policies, and business practices before completing a transaction.

Questions or disputes concerning third-party products or services should be directed to the applicable third party.

SECTION 9 — RELATIONSHIP WITH SHOPIFY

Umpteen Things is powered by Shopify, which enables us to provide the Services to you. However, any sales and purchases you make in our Store are made directly with Umpteen Things.

By using the Services, you acknowledge and agree that Shopify is not responsible for any aspect of any sales between you and Umpteen Things, including any injury, damage, or loss resulting from purchased products and services.

You hereby expressly release Shopify and its affiliates from all claims, damages, and liabilities arising from or related to your purchases and transactions with Umpteen Things.

SECTION 10 — PRIVACY

Personal information collected through the Services is handled in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

Because our Services are hosted by Shopify, Shopify may collect and process personal information relating to your access to and use of the Services to operate, secure, maintain, and improve the platform.

Information submitted through the Services may be transmitted to Shopify, payment processors, shipping providers, analytics providers, applications, contractors, and other service providers that assist with operating our business.

Some service providers may process information in countries or jurisdictions other than the one in which you reside.

By using the Services, you acknowledge that you have reviewed our Privacy Policy and understand that certain information may also be subject to Shopify’s privacy practices.

SECTION 11 — REVIEWS, FEEDBACK, AND USER CONTENT

When you submit, post, upload, email, tag, transmit, or otherwise provide reviews, photographs, videos, testimonials, ideas, suggestions, comments, proposals, or other content, collectively referred to as “Feedback,” you grant Umpteen Things a perpetual, worldwide, nonexclusive, transferable, sublicensable, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, edit, adapt, publish, translate, distribute, display, and promote that Feedback in any lawful medium.

This may include using customer reviews, photographs, or testimonials to operate, improve, advertise, and promote our products and Services.

You represent and warrant that:

  1. You own or control the necessary rights to the Feedback;

  2. The Feedback is truthful and not misleading;

  3. You have disclosed any payment, discount, free product, or incentive connected with it;

  4. The Feedback does not violate another person’s rights; and

  5. The Feedback complies with these Terms and applicable law.

We are not obligated to:

  • Keep Feedback confidential;

  • Pay compensation for Feedback;

  • Publish Feedback;

  • Preserve Feedback; or

  • Respond to Feedback.

We may monitor, refuse, edit, or remove Feedback that we reasonably determine is unlawful, fraudulent, threatening, defamatory, abusive, obscene, discriminatory, misleading, infringing, unrelated, or otherwise objectionable.

You may not submit malicious code, false identities, fabricated reviews, impersonations, or content designed to mislead us or other customers.

You remain responsible for the content and accuracy of your Feedback.

SECTION 12 — ERRORS, INACCURACIES, AND OMISSIONS

Occasionally, information available through the Services may contain typographical errors, inaccurate information, omissions, outdated details, or technical mistakes involving:

  • Product descriptions;

  • Product availability;

  • Photographs;

  • Pricing;

  • Promotions;

  • Discounts;

  • Shipping costs;

  • Delivery estimates;

  • Inventory;

  • Measurements; or

  • Other store information.

We reserve the right to correct errors, update information, change listings, refuse transactions, or cancel affected orders at any time, including after an order has been submitted.

When an order is canceled because of an error, we will issue any refund legally required for amounts successfully collected for the canceled item.

SECTION 13 — PROHIBITED USES

You may use the Services only for lawful purposes.

You may not use the Services, directly or indirectly:

  1. For unlawful, fraudulent, harmful, or malicious activity;

  2. To violate federal, state, provincial, territorial, local, or international law;

  3. To infringe our intellectual property or another party’s rights;

  4. To harass, threaten, abuse, insult, stalk, defame, intimidate, discriminate against, or harm another person;

  5. To submit false, deceptive, or misleading information;

  6. To impersonate another person, business, customer, employee, or organization;

  7. To submit unauthorized advertising, junk mail, chain letters, spam, or solicitation;

  8. To upload viruses, malware, corrupted files, or harmful code;

  9. To collect, track, scrape, or misuse another person’s personal information;

  10. To phish, pharm, pretext, or conduct fraudulent payment activity;

  11. To reproduce, duplicate, copy, resell, or commercially exploit any part of the Services without permission;

  12. To interfere with the operation, security, or accessibility of the Services;

  13. To bypass security controls, access restrictions, CAPTCHA systems, or fraud-prevention measures;

  14. To conduct fraudulent returns, false non-delivery claims, abusive chargebacks, or payment disputes involving authorized purchases;

  15. To place orders using stolen, unauthorized, falsified, or misleading information; or

  16. To engage in conduct that may harm Umpteen Things, Shopify, our customers, service providers, or other users.

We reserve the right to investigate suspected violations and to suspend, restrict, disable, or terminate access without notice when legally permitted.

SECTION 14 — AUTOMATED AGENTS

This section applies when any person allows, enables, deploys, or causes an automated or semi-automated software service, system, bot, artificial-intelligence tool, or “Agent” to access or interact with the Services.

An Agent may not access or interact with the Services unless it identifies itself and operates in accordance with these Terms and all technical requirements communicated by us.

Agents must not:

  • Conceal that activity is automated;

  • Falsely mimic human behavior;

  • Circumvent CAPTCHA or verification systems;

  • Provide false information when asked whether an interaction is automated;

  • Bypass restrictions intended to control automated access; or

  • Continue accessing the Services after being directed to stop.

When technically applicable, an Agent must identify itself in HTTP or HTTPS requests by including “Agent/[agent name]” in its user-agent information.

We may limit or block automated access using technical or other measures.

SECTION 15 — TERMINATION

We may suspend or terminate this agreement or your access to all or part of the Services at any time when legally permitted, including when we reasonably believe you have violated these Terms.

Termination does not eliminate obligations or amounts incurred before the termination date.

Provisions that by their nature should continue after termination will survive, including provisions concerning intellectual property, Feedback, disclaimers, limitations of liability, indemnification, governing law, privacy, and amounts owed.

SECTION 16 — DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

Information presented through the Services is provided for general informational purposes.

Although we make reasonable efforts to provide accurate information, we do not guarantee that all information will always be complete, current, accurate, useful, uninterrupted, secure, or error-free.

Any reliance on information provided through the Services is at your own risk.

Except where expressly stated by Umpteen Things or prohibited by law, the Services and products are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis without representations, warranties, or conditions of any kind, whether express or implied.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we disclaim implied warranties and conditions including merchantability, merchantable quality, fitness for a particular purpose, durability, title, and non-infringement.

We do not guarantee that:

  • The Services will always be available;

  • Website errors will always be corrected immediately;

  • Products will meet every personal preference or expectation;

  • Colors will appear identically on every device;

  • Handmade items will be perfectly identical;

  • Personal-care products will produce a particular individual result; or

  • Shipping carriers will meet estimated delivery dates.

Some jurisdictions do not allow certain warranty exclusions. In those jurisdictions, exclusions apply only to the extent legally permitted.

SECTION 17 — LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Umpteen Things, Shemice’s Services Personal & Business LLC, Shopify, and their respective owners, officers, directors, employees, partners, affiliates, agents, contractors, licensors, and service providers will not be liable for indirect, incidental, punitive, special, exemplary, or consequential damages.

This includes, without limitation:

  • Lost profits;

  • Lost revenue;

  • Lost savings;

  • Lost data;

  • Business interruption;

  • Replacement costs;

  • Loss of opportunity; or

  • Similar damages.

This limitation applies to claims arising from or connected with:

  • Your use or inability to use the Services;

  • Products purchased through the Services;

  • Delayed, missing, stolen, or damaged shipments;

  • Errors or omissions in content;

  • Unauthorized access to account information;

  • Third-party tools, websites, or services; or

  • Content made available through the Services.

These limitations apply regardless of whether a claim is based in contract, tort, negligence, strict liability, statute, or another legal theory, and even when the possibility of damages was communicated.

Nothing in these Terms excludes liability that cannot legally be excluded.

SECTION 18 — INDEMNIFICATION

To the fullest extent permitted by law, you agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Umpteen Things, Shemice’s Services Personal & Business LLC, Shopify, and their respective affiliates, partners, officers, directors, employees, agents, contractors, licensors, and service providers from third-party claims, losses, liabilities, damages, judgments, and reasonable legal fees arising from:

  1. Your breach of these Terms or incorporated policies;

  2. Your violation of applicable law;

  3. Your violation of another person’s rights;

  4. Your misuse of the Services; or

  5. Content or Feedback submitted by you.

We will provide reasonable notice of an indemnifiable claim.

We may control the defense and settlement of the claim at your expense, including the reasonable selection of counsel. We will not agree to a settlement that imposes nonmonetary obligations on you without your consent, which shall not be unreasonably withheld.

You agree to reasonably cooperate in the defense of covered claims.

SECTION 19 — SEVERABILITY

If any provision of these Terms is determined to be unlawful, void, invalid, or unenforceable, that provision will be enforced to the fullest extent permitted by law.

The unenforceable portion will be considered severed, and the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.

SECTION 20 — WAIVER AND ENTIRE AGREEMENT

Our failure to exercise or enforce a right or provision does not waive that right or provision.

These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, Refund Policy, Shipping Policy, and any other policies or rules posted through the Services, constitute the entire agreement concerning your use of the Services.

They supersede prior or contemporaneous agreements, communications, representations, or proposals concerning the same subject matter, whether oral or written.

Any ambiguity will not automatically be interpreted against the party responsible for drafting these Terms.

SECTION 21 — ASSIGNMENT

You may not assign, transfer, delegate, or license your rights or obligations under these Terms without our prior written consent.

Any unauthorized attempted assignment is void.

We may assign, transfer, or delegate our rights or obligations as part of a business transaction, restructuring, service-provider arrangement, or other lawful purpose without additional consent when permitted by law.

SECTION 22 — GOVERNING LAW AND VENUE

These Terms and any separate agreements through which we provide Services will be governed by the laws of the State of Texas and applicable federal law, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

To the extent permitted by law, disputes will be brought in the appropriate state or federal courts serving Dallas County, Texas.

You consent to the personal jurisdiction and venue of those courts.

SECTION 23 — HEADINGS

Section titles and headings are included for convenience and organization only.

They do not limit, expand, or otherwise change the meaning of these Terms.

SECTION 24 — CHANGES TO THESE TERMS

The most current version of these Terms of Service will be available on this page.

We reserve the right to update, revise, replace, or remove portions of these Terms by posting the updated version through our Services.

When required by law, we will provide notice of material changes and identify when those changes become effective.

Your continued use of the Services after updated Terms become effective constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

SECTION 25 — CONTACT INFORMATION

Questions concerning these Terms of Service may be sent to:

Umpteen Things
Powered by Shemice’s Services Personal & Business LLC
PO Box 247
Cedar Hill, Texas 75106
Email: umpteenthingsllc@gmail.com
Phone: 469-957-6265
Website: umpteenthings.com